Did you hear about the blonde that... 

Thought a quarterback was a refund. 

Tripped over the cordless phone. 

Put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind. 

Whenever she spoke her mind, she was speechless. 

Got an AM radio?. It took her months to figure out she could use it at night. 

Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? ...They're too hard to retrain. 

What do you call a smart blonde? ...A golden retriever. 

What's the definition of eternity? ...4 blondes at a 4-way stop. 

What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? ... An air pocket. 

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ... "Oh, look!! Donut seeds!